BONUS OH BONUS

YOU READ THIS ENTRY, YOU'LL BE AS STRESSED UP AS ME!

I'VE WARNED YOU~! HAHA

It's December, most of my frens and ANYBODY else I know who's working in the same field as mine is now either utilising the remaining balance of their annual leave or is enjoying shopping as they'd just received DURIAN RUNTUH a.k.a. Bonus ler beb!

What bout me? Or maybe I should say, what bout us here, in this Company? We got NONE! We are still working till 11pm, as well not to mention the bonus. Haiz.... Sigh~ How poor we are!

Erm... I dun really know how does our Management here decide on bonus, leave and etc. etc. All that I know, our Company is financially stable, receiving/stealing (hehe...) new clients every month, making profit and to top it off is now experiencing a major fluctuation in salary expenses... Why? Cuz a few high-paid staff resigned within the last few months.... And super-duper hell yeah, our workload increased... Even our boss simply asked us to do all those admin work by ourselves, leave alone the accounts portfolio that he passed to us to deal with a few months ago since our 'beloved' account staff went M.I.A (Duh... Faris, it means Missing In Action, not the Malaysian Institute of Accounting ler... lolz) and the last time we heard about her was that she's now working in a Government Department there in Putrajaya... Goodness Gracious! Haha... Good for the Government, I think! Lol!

But there's still no sign of bonus or whatever incentive... Sigh~ Poor creature la us working here.... No medical benefit (except for so long outstanding medical claim which we yet to receive), no overtime neither meal allowances and to make it heavenly worse is that we got no salary adjustment upon confirmation, while the 'nicest' thing is we are yet to receive our slip gaji until now (Since June, they issued us only once, for August!! Hebat tak?) Haha... Stress, tension! ... Yes, you should feel sorry for us... Hahaha...

Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once Again, Arrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Erm... Oh Mr./Ms. Stress, I love you so much... My face getting older by day cuz not enough holly-jolly entertainment. Wanna go blind date also, seems so tough! Duh!

~My colleagues - They are still smiling though we are so freakin' stressed-up... (Actually they were gossipping bout Norman Hakim's case)~

Now looking forward for interviews, haha gonna leave this company asap.

Adan a.k.a Nudge: By the way, it's not that bad la actually, me exaggerating actually.... Walao! Experience-wise, we are gaining quite a lot la here... Urgh... I want bonus! Haha... Anybody keen to join us here?

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A BETTER ME?

Yup... A BETTER ME... That's my new year's resolution. Huhu... There are 2 weeks more before I can discard my 2008 calendar... Another 2 weeks to go before I can start filling-up my personal memoranda into the new diary (Yes, I got diaries... Duh... laugh at me!)... Haha...

Well, a BETTER me... Yes, Yeah and hell Yeap! Looking forward for a BETTER me, next year!!!!

Oops... Faris, dun give me that kind of stare ler... I know, I know, I'm not a good person in realising resolutions, should we review the past years as benchmarks....

In 2006, my major aim was to get myself toned (a bit k, I'm not metrosexual or etc. etc. hahaha), as people kept saying me so thin... Haiz... In January, I started buying exercise stuff etc. etc.... as well looking for health magazines and etc. etc. In February, haha... I got my schedule on... Haha... As well, to start buying muscle gainer supplements and etc. etc... then came March, I delayed all the exercise sechedule to April, giving myself lame excuses such as, "I'm too busy this week, next week k." But the NEXT WEEK seemed not to appear until April... And in April, guess what???? I' ve stored all those equipments into the store and stacked those magazines outside, near the dustbin there... Hahahaha.... What a shame! Haha... Pathetic.

Same goes to 2007 - Should highlight here that I was so enthusiastic in announcing and made it clear to public that I want to save my earnings.... Hahaha.... Told you, wanted to save them so that I can get married as soon as possible, and then to breed a football team a.k.a. almost-a-dozen children.... Hahaha... But as you can easily guess, I ended up buying all the unnecessaries until I got a LCD tv and etc. etc. that I dun want to mention here, in case that my dad would eventually read this blog and get mad out of it.... Haha... Sorry dad! And now, tell you, I got no savings, save for the Public Mutual fund that KC brutally forced me to join.... Haha! Thank God! Hush... No questions bout the porn thingies k, won't lend neither subsidize to you... Haha...!

In 2008, hmmm.... Hah! I forgot to come out with new resolutions... Why? Damn it... In December, I was so busy adjusting myself to fit in into a relationship that now proven bringing me to nowhere. Again, what a shame... Hahha... A true diversion, wasn't it?

But anyway, no matter what, tell you... I'm still alive, thank God for that! So that I still got a chance to come out with a list (repeated A LONG LIST) of resolutions to be accomplished for 2009. Wahaha... Wanna know what has been included into the long list? Erm... Well, aside of getting my dick enlarged as well of adding up for more porn collections... well, hell yeah.... I would say, "Guys, it's a long list... I have yet to finalise it out... In the midst of shortlisting them..." Wahaha... See! See! A very long list, tell you...! Haha!

Nudge, no more craps... Ok la, revealing it a bit won't hurt anyone... I want to get myself focussed, toned, vitalised and any other words that would spice it up... to create a BETTER me. Yeah, gotta admit that for all this long, I've been someone erm.... naughty! Nah, more than naughty.... Should it be Devilish? Shush!!! downgrade it a bit... Yeah, bad... I've been a BAD person... I did hurt lots of people's feelings, nevertheless my own feelings... Haiz... Sigh...

Looking forward to become a BETTER person, for myself, for my parents, for my family, for my buddies, for my loved one (If only I have one... Single here, duh!), for the country, for the religion and for everything ler... Hahaha.... Sounds so blur still, rite?

Later la, once I've finalized it, I'll text every one of you, as I always did... Haha... :) lol, and do support my resolutions as you guys always did yeah... and be prepared to "Booo" me once again for not making my resolutions real, as you guys kept doing in the previous years... Hehe.

Think that I should put a pause here... cause me now posting an 'empty'+'meaningless' blog... Haiz... But yeah, it's OK lah as a kickstart of getting myself re-blogging.... Agree? Ahah! I'm now a blogger again... and here's my first post! Pardon me for this lame post... But believe me, I will polish my blogging skills a bit as it is damn too muddy+rustic now... Haha! And promise you guys, you'll get a lot more from me hereon.

Well, dedicate this song, BETTER MAN from Robbie Williams to all of you.... (Yeah, I know... you guys yeakksss him... But I DO love him. He's awesome, rite? Duh!)

Once for all... here is: -

Robbie Williams

BETTER MAN

Nudge a.k.a Adan: Err... Please do not believe me bout the 'dick-enlargement' thing up there... I've got a good size down here... Hehe... DUH!

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