PHONE SEX, FUNNY

starring:
Me : Adan a.k.a. Nudge
Her : That girl I dunno who...


1st scene
An SMS went into my inbox...
Her Msg: Hi bang, Selamat Hari Raya. Where at, bang?
My Msg: Hi, Salam Aidilfitri to you too... Err... Who's this?
Her Msg: Ina. Bored la here, bang.
My Msg: Ina mana? Can't recall any Ina, btw.
Her Msg: Abg dunno me... I am just bored.


2nd scene
After a while I din reply her last SMS, a call came in.
Me: Hello
Her: Hello. Abg, kita chat-chat sikit yea bang. Ina bosan ler. Housemates semua belum balik.
Me: oic.
Her: Abang kat mana ni?
Me: Damansara
Her: Abang, pernah buat seks x? Sakit x?
Me: I'm still teruna ler.
Her: Oh, I see. Abang, nak tengok batang abang boleh x? Never seen any before...
Me: Erm... Cannot send MMS ler. Phone murah je ni.
Her: Oh, kalau macam tu, kita phone sex nak x, bang? Ina sangat bosan ler bang... Ina sedang baring ni...
Me: Sorry ler... I am gay... Hehehe




She just hung up!
She was so shocked, i guess... Hahaha~


Nudge: Funny... She called strangers for fun!





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