ME & GANGBANG

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Ed: I am a gangster member. Scared?
Me: Nope at all. I am a gangbang member. Lols.




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Nudge aka Adan:
1. Can't remember where did I get such gross idea to joke around.
2. Please dun believe me k. Have never involved in any gangbang activity.
3. What is gangbang? Lols... Wikipedia please. Haha ;-)


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HOW OLD ARE YOU

On a car with sisters.


Sis 1: Ada kura-kura kat tasik tadi. (There are tortoises at the lake)


Sis 2: Tak nampak pun. (I didn't see any)


Sis 1: Saya nampak beberapa ekor tadi. (I DID see a few of them)


Sis 2: Mungkin itu batu... Kamu salah nampak (Maybe they were just rocks that looked like tortoises)


Me: Ya lah... Mana ada kura-kura kat situ. (Yeah, there were no tortoises there)


Sis 1: [Marah] Saya kata saya nampak kura-kura!! ([Angry] I said there were!!!)


Me: Seumur hidup saya selama 28 tahun, saya tak pernah nampak pun kura-kura kat tasik tu (I've been living for 28 years and I've seen not even a single tortoise there)


Sis 1: ... ... (... ...)


Sis 2: Nick, you are 27 years old.




Then only I realised that thorughout this year (year 2011) I have been filling up every sort of forms indicating my age as "28" when I am actually "27 years old" this year.




Only morons can be confused over his own age... Aiseyy man...

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LRT, WAIT FOR ME!

I couldn't stop laughing when this happened, yet I had to... Otherwise, people would give me a stare for being too insensitive, but tell me what would you do should see the below scenes -

WAIT

Was on the train when it reached Damai Station. There was not so many people there waiting for the train when it stopped, until... There was this aunty running up the stairs, rushing when the train was about closing the doors with beeping sounds... "teet... teet." I, who was standing next to door, clearly saw this aunty running like mad, screaming, "Wait! LRT, wait! Wait!" With her hand waving like calling for about-to-move bus. "Wait! Wait, LRT, Wait!!!"

And guess what, the LRT did not wait for her.

Why? Cuz Putra LRT (Former name of Kelana Jaya Line LRT) does not have drivers... Hehehe~

Poor aunty. Sorry that I am giggling now~ Really sorry.

NEXT STATION, PLEASE

You were on this train when it stopped at KLCC Station. You know, Arabs love flocking around KLCC, and most of the ladies wear abaya (the clothing which cover the whole body except the eyes)...

There was this 1 family - consisting of a dad, mom, and 2 kids. When the door beeping and closing, the whole family ran and dashed into the train, EXCEPT for the mom who was not able to run in the abaya, and the father who was with the stroller.

So, who were on train?? Haha... The two kids! Lalala~

They were all frightened, panicking... Imagine, the father was outside of the train, did not manage to get in with the mom, leaving the two kids (around age of 7 and 5, I guess) on board.

The train then moved, and the kids screamed so loud!!! Crying~

Luckily, a very good aunty got them down at the next station, and I heard her saying to get them waited for the next train to look for their parents.

Poor family~

CAFFEINATED - COFFEE BEAN GUY

I was too caffeinated, so that I wrote this...

Remember my previous post entitled Cuz of Tongue?

Here's a photo of what a Coffee Bean Guy wrote on our caps... Haha... "Siti"... Lols.

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CUZ OF TONGUE

Sometimes you just say things you shouldn't say...
Let's see what have I said (please, keep this a secret between YOU and ME).


Scene 1


Location: KLCC
Was with: John Doe


Coffee Bean Guy: May I have your order, sir?
Me: 1 Blended Mocha
CBG: With cream, sir?
Me: Yeap
CBG: Your name sir?
Me: Siti
CBG: ... (stared at me)


Note: Siti is a female name!


Scene 2


Location: Pavilion, Bukit Bintang
Was with: Mr. Hah & Ms. Chan


Gelato Fruity Ice-cream Boy: Sir, 3 ice-creams, the total is RM40.10
Me: OK. (Handing over RM50 note)
Mr. Hah: Thanks for treating us ice-cream.
Ms. Chan: Why suddenly you act like a tycoon's son?
Me: Not always being nice to you, guys.


Gelato Fruity Ice-cream Boy: (out of sudden) Dun you want to buy me an ice-cream too?
Me: (smirked) Be my toyboy, then I'll buy ice-cream for you.
Mr. Hah: Walao. you gila!


Note: I felt so stupid saying so... Hahaha... but things were said~ Lalala


Scene 3

Location: Flying Chillies, a Thai restaurant, Midvalley Megamall
Was with: John Doe again

Waiter: Here's the bill.
Me: I have a question.
Waiter: Yes, sir?
Me: Are you a Siamese?
Waiter: No, I am from Ampang.
John Doe: (Giggled)

Note: That was not flirtatious; I was really curious whether the waiters there are real Thais. Hahaha~




Note: Dun want to say anything!

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OFFICE DOOR

Our side door - smashed by genie into pieces. Lols. And somebody crime-scene taped it, nevertheless furnitures were stacked in front of it. Lols again.

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NAKED FAT

Yeah, chocolates are just one of my stuff... I have sweet tooth, I gotta admit.

I would be really grateful to get a basket fully loaded with all sorts of chocolates given as birthday present... But, hey, it is no longer cool once it went -

S : Ahmad, here's chocolate for you. A friend gave it to me. You sure like it.

A : Thank you (happy... greedily unwrapping chocolate's box), eh, why do your friends love giving you chocolate?
S : I dunno. They want to make me fat, I guess. Yeah, make me fat.
A : (Stopped) And you love making me fat, don't you?

Note: S = Suyee, A = Ahmad

Suyee is my superior, single, beautiful and hehehe... rich who loves feeding me chocs... Hahaha...

~ Suyee let me eat this Kit Kat this morning... Last Friday, she handed over a box of dark chocolate... adoi ~

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IT'S WEIRD (PART 1): PADINI

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One fine day, somebody told me, "Padini produces good apparels; from now onwards, I won't buy other labels' but Padini."

Sarcastically (yes, I am sarcastic... hohoho), yes, he wore Padini's cap, Padini's shirts, Padini's shorts, Padini's belt and Padini's slippers, and yet Padini did not make him their spokesperson.

The weirdest guy ever!


Note: Padini is an apparel label producing asian-sized clothings.







Adan aka Nudge: Let's we all share the weird aka awkward aka funny scenes happening around us... Share the laugh, trade the eyebrows-tearing with the whole world!!!!

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THE GOOD & THE BAD

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I think I should start with the bad first... save the best for last (Love this adage... lols). Ok, here we go: -
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THE BAD

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Some time last week, I realised that I've misplaced a.k.a lost my RapidKL monthly pass... Gosh~ I realised that right in front of KL Sentral's LRT Station, on my way back from office... Hmm... Means that I have to bear the additional daily commuting cost... Sigh~

But heck, that is not the story...

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The BAD began here... I approached one of the ticket counters (There were two), queuing up behind 4 people. At the other counter, there was this Indian tourist (I guessed he's Indian from his look, duh! And his English too~ lols) who was trying his best explaining to the ticketing staff where he was going, and the ticket he needed... All that I could hear was that he mentioned "change train" and "stadium"... The exact destination he was heading to, none of us presented there could ever guess as he himself seemed lost and his English mastery wasn't that good, plus the Indian-English accent... And so on the ticketing staff attending him didn't really manage to help him, leaving the queue became longer and longer... And here's the really BAD part.

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My ticket counter staff ("MTC"): (With a berlagak (translation: snooty) face) Hey, suruh dia datang sini, biar aku cakap ngan dia.

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Then that tourist approached to my line, right before my turn, exactly in front of me...

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MTC: Sir, where are you going?

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Tourist: Erm.... bla... bla... bla... change... bla... bla...

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MTC: Nevermind, sir... (Snootier face) You take this card, it's a prepaid... With this card, you can go anywhere you want... It has RM10 inside (Duh, what an English?? Heck, she should go telling that the stored value is RM10... lols)

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Tourist: ??? bla... bla... bla... change... stadium... bla... bla... bla...

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MTC: bla... bla... prepaid... bla... bla....

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This bla... bla... duck and chicken conversation went on for like 3 minutes with my line became longer and longer, just like what had happened to the other counter before the tourist switching to my line... sigh...

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Me: Excuse me, can't you just give my ticket first?

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MTC: ??? (Seemed ignoring me... And was still figuring of the whereabout the tourist were heading to)

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Me: EXCUSE ME. I'm going to Masjid Jamek. (handing over RM10 note)

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MTC: ???? Encik, janganlah marah. saya sedang tolong dia ni (Means the tourist)

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Me: Heck! How long are you gona waste my time. Just now he was at the other line, the you asked him to cut my queue... I have been waiting for like 3-5 minutes.

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MTC: Encik...

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Me: Hey, he's a customer, and I'm a customer too... Even the frequent. Just because that he is a tourist, he doesn't deserve such a special treatment. You can ask you colleague (pointing at one male staff who was standing next to that MTC) to serve him... Don't drag other people's time, please.

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MTC & that male colleague: Encik... (The tourist started to dial his friend's number asking for a proper direction)

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Me: Just gimme that FUCKIN' ticket!!

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Another passenger behind me: Idiots! Don't waste our time!

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I got the ticket, finally.

And the rest of the line got their tickets too... lols!

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Who was the idiot, you figure out yourself.

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THE GOOD

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The next morning, I paid RM50 for a RM1.30 ticket at the Masjid Jamek LRT ticket counter, as I was heading to KL Sentral. Here's the conversation: -

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Me: KL Sentral, please.

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Another Ticketing Staff ("ATC"): Encik, tak ada duit kecil ke?

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Me: Maaf, tak ada. baru je saya keluarkan duit daripada ATM.

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ATS: (Nodding)

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And guess what, she gave me these:

1. RM8.70 in 8 notes of RM1 and 1 piece of 50 cents and 10 cents (3 pieces).

2. RM50 in RM1 (8 notes), RM10 (3), RM5 (2) and 50 cents (4).

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Altogether, she returned me RM58.70!!!

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And I only realised that once I reached office, in Shah Alam!!! Lols.

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You may count how much profit I've made... Lols.

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THE MORALS

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1. There are some of us who still has the stigma that tourists are superiors than the locals.

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2. RapidKL should equip their staff (including the ticketing agent) with a contingency plan whenever special case /attention arise. This does not only limited to when and where the LRTs crash or when the station is in fire. You know what I mean, when such thing like what happened to me in "THE BAD" section, what should be the most appropriate action was to take that tourist aside, and let the other staff to attend to his need, without delaying other people's turn, neither to ask him to jump queue. Lols... Lots more to learn, RapidKL!

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3. RapidKL should polish the English proficiency of their staff.

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4. Guys, always pay in big note in the morning, who knows you might end up making incidental profit... Like I did. duh~

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Nudge: Now I believe, bad and good things do come in one package. Lols.

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SOMETHING I WISH TO SHARE

A few things which I found from YouTube and somehow shared by some friends on Facebook!


Enjoy ur viewings yea!


NO. 1 : WOMEN DRIVERS



NO.2 : AWESOME PHOTOS



NO. 3: FUNNY KIDS





Adan: I love the 3rd vid... and love much the gymnastic baby... hahaha

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TEKA TEKI HAMPEH

Qhauhd (AF7) nyer Gamelan nyer leader, Shahid Rashid, bagi teka-teki ni... try la kalo korang nak try... tapi jawapan dia sangat hampeh: -

Shahir Rashid : aDa 3 ekOr uLat seDaNg berjaLan sEbaris,uLat paLing depaN cakAp adA 2 ekOr uLat di beLakaNg akU...uLat paLing beLakaNg caKap,adA 2 ekOr uLat didepaN aKu...uLat yg diTeNgah2 puLak cKp,xDa uLat didepaN n beLaKaNg aKu...KENAPA???

Jawapan: Sebab Ulat tu tipu.


Nudge aka Adan: Hampeh!

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PHONE SEX, FUNNY

starring:
Me : Adan a.k.a. Nudge
Her : That girl I dunno who...


1st scene
An SMS went into my inbox...
Her Msg: Hi bang, Selamat Hari Raya. Where at, bang?
My Msg: Hi, Salam Aidilfitri to you too... Err... Who's this?
Her Msg: Ina. Bored la here, bang.
My Msg: Ina mana? Can't recall any Ina, btw.
Her Msg: Abg dunno me... I am just bored.


2nd scene
After a while I din reply her last SMS, a call came in.
Me: Hello
Her: Hello. Abg, kita chat-chat sikit yea bang. Ina bosan ler. Housemates semua belum balik.
Me: oic.
Her: Abang kat mana ni?
Me: Damansara
Her: Abang, pernah buat seks x? Sakit x?
Me: I'm still teruna ler.
Her: Oh, I see. Abang, nak tengok batang abang boleh x? Never seen any before...
Me: Erm... Cannot send MMS ler. Phone murah je ni.
Her: Oh, kalau macam tu, kita phone sex nak x, bang? Ina sangat bosan ler bang... Ina sedang baring ni...
Me: Sorry ler... I am gay... Hehehe




She just hung up!
She was so shocked, i guess... Hahaha~


Nudge: Funny... She called strangers for fun!





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