PHONE SEX, FUNNY

starring:
Me : Adan a.k.a. Nudge
Her : That girl I dunno who...


1st scene
An SMS went into my inbox...
Her Msg: Hi bang, Selamat Hari Raya. Where at, bang?
My Msg: Hi, Salam Aidilfitri to you too... Err... Who's this?
Her Msg: Ina. Bored la here, bang.
My Msg: Ina mana? Can't recall any Ina, btw.
Her Msg: Abg dunno me... I am just bored.


2nd scene
After a while I din reply her last SMS, a call came in.
Me: Hello
Her: Hello. Abg, kita chat-chat sikit yea bang. Ina bosan ler. Housemates semua belum balik.
Me: oic.
Her: Abang kat mana ni?
Me: Damansara
Her: Abang, pernah buat seks x? Sakit x?
Me: I'm still teruna ler.
Her: Oh, I see. Abang, nak tengok batang abang boleh x? Never seen any before...
Me: Erm... Cannot send MMS ler. Phone murah je ni.
Her: Oh, kalau macam tu, kita phone sex nak x, bang? Ina sangat bosan ler bang... Ina sedang baring ni...
Me: Sorry ler... I am gay... Hehehe




She just hung up!
She was so shocked, i guess... Hahaha~


Nudge: Funny... She called strangers for fun!





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LITTLE PENANG CAFE - DELICIOUS!

I went berbuka puasa with a non-fasting friend (hell duh, he's Non-Muslim Chinese lah) somewhere in KLCC on the 1st day of Ramadhan. Allow me to hereafter refer him as "John Doe" or "JD", as he told me earlier to never mention his name online.

Thus, at KLCC I met up JD. We went pusing-pusing, talking-talking, lepaking-lepaking until waktu berbuka puasa... and after surveying for buffets and restaurants, we opted for the Little Penang Cafe.

LITTLE PENANG CAFE
Location: 409-411, 4th Floor, Centre Court, Suria KLCC Contact Number: 03-2163 0215

What I ate?
1. Siamese Lemak Laksa (RM9.80) - available on Fri, Sat & Sun only 2. Ais Cendol (RM4.50)

~drooling~

What JD had? 1. Char Kuey Teow (RM9.80) - regular or seafood
2. Ais Kacang (RM4.80)

~JD's choice~

Tell you, that was the best laksa I have ever had so far. It was creamy, sweet (not too sweet la), hot (neither too hot), sour (nor too sour)... It tasted just completely+authentically yummy. The only drawback was that, sigh... I have to agree with John Doe, that the laksa was a bit too fattening. So, if you wana lose weight or on diet, do opt for other food la!


My ais cendol was not bad too... Guys, you should try these two dishes... Highly recommended. Oh, yea... JD's ais kacang was also savoury.... Just dun try their char kuey teow... We both found that their char kuey teow tasteless. (Maybe the cook was fasting too... lols)

Ok, Little Penang Cafe, here's our rating: -
Your food: GREAT
Our favourite: SIAMESE LEMAK LAKSA Your Price: AFFORDABLE (RM30+ nett)
The Environment: SIMPLE YET COSY Your Service: OK

Will we pay another visit: YES


Nudge aka Adan: Hmm... should watch UP, the animation movie, that day!

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NAKED SECRET... REVEALED

I just realised how the www (read ICT) existence would have a toll on me and my life... Ahah!


This morning I typed my full name (with quotation marks) onto the Google Search bar, and then only I realised my info are really exist online...


I found out a few links linking to the home tutoring services... That's considerable.


Then, I found that my SMU and SPM results were also made available online... Haiz... Together with my MAICSA exam results.


Later I typed my IC number, and it did link me to my exam results as well.


Luckily, there's no images of me found online... Haha... I'd certainly fainted if I could find my naked photos on net. Hahaha.






Nudge a.k.a. Adan: I won't be surprised if my future in-laws would go and check for my other details online, i.e. what sort of websites that I joined as members (be it porn, adeih), my health status, etc. etc.

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AUGUST SNIPPET

1. My 8-month-old car was stolen a few weeks ago. Life's became pretty miserable then...


2. My birthday is about to come... Hmm... This Sept 12th, I'll turn 26.


3. The first day of Ramadhan was so wonderful, nice. Nice food, nice outing, therapeutic terawih. Guys, you may wana try Siamese Lemak Laksa at the Little Penang Cafe, KLCC. More than delicious! (read Delicious, u know)




Adan a.k.a Nudge: The insurance people kept asking for duit kopi... Unnecessary trouble starts when you lost you car...

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